Pros and Cons

On being a 13 month old twin:


Pro: It isn't always you getting the diaper change.

Con: Parents who think "as long as I am changing one..."

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Con: Divided parental attention.

Pro: Divided parental attention.

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Con: Watching her drink her milk when I have finished mine.

Pro: Ability to grab the bottle from her and chug the milk before a parent notices.

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Con: Mom says she loves her more on days I refuse to nap.

Pro: I got out of napping. Sucker!

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Con: Nothing is just yours.

Pro: Nothing isn't yours!

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Con: The food on his tray looks better than mine.

Pro: Wait, I can reach his tray!