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Must all shortcuts and conveniences be subject to so much epicurean bullying and such internal shame?

Frank Bruni
Loving Coffee Without Being A Drip

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You know baby
When I was taking my pantyhose
Out of their egg this evening
I thought, I'm gonna find that man
Who has the right shade of bottled tan
A man who smells like cocoa butter and cash

Scissor Sisters
Any Which Way

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is your dad a dealer,
'cause you're dope to me

M.I.A.
URAQT

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Facebook activism succeeds not by motivating people to make a real sacrifice but by motivating them to do the things people do when they are not motivated enough to make a real sacrifice.

Malcolm Gladwell
Small Change: Why the revolution will not be tweeted

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You there, get my shoes!

Bert Cooper
Mad Men

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You have to be impressed by a plucky Spanish provincial, in the dangerous days of Nero and Domitian, who could manage to earn a handsome living writing dirty poems for the urban sophisticates of ancient Rome.

Steve Coates
My Poetry is Filthy - but Not I

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Let's go to my room, pig!

Gir
Invader Zim

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Although there's still pain in my chest,
I still wish you the best,
with a...
"fuck you!"
Ooo ooo oooo

Cee-lo
Fuck You
NB: Do not click the link if you are at work and can not shut yourself in a room alone. The video is not safe for work, as the quote above might suggest.

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I'm not going to step on your head just to make you feel better.

Carol
Where the Wild Things Are

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I just wanted to write a joke where the punchline was "I don't have to fuck a cracker, do I?"

Zach Galifanakis
Live at the Purple Onion

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And if you wanna be a friend of mine
Cross the river to the east side

Sleater-Kinney
Light Rail Coyote 

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This tornado loves you
What will make you believe me?

Neko Case
This Tornado Loves You 

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Don't be jealous of my boogie.
You can say that you are not,
 But I always see you looking.

RuPaul
Jealous Of My Boogie

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Here. Kiss my lucky tomato.

Mary Rose Caffee
Brotherhood

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He's a crazy, dope-smoking, lunatic pimp extortionist, that's what he is.

Gale
The Bank Job

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Fucking magnets. How do they work?

Insane Clown Possse
Miracles

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I hate posses.

Charlie Prince
3:10 to Yuma

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Empathy leads you to very bad decisions, many times.

Glenn Beck
(don't worry, I am not watching him. I watched a bit on the Daily Show while I was sewing)

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People care what I think! I have a prestigious blog, sir.

Roman DeBeers
Party Down

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How great are zippers? Don’t even get Mr. Feibusch started. They are watertight for deep-sea divers, airtight for NASA. “Nothing replaces a zipper,” he said. Buttons? He made a face. “A button is unpleasant,” he said. 

Ralph Blumenthal

For Eddie Feibusch, a Life in Zippers