Or, my godson, my blog-fodder:
Monkey Boy was home sick one day recently. While his mother ran around doing things that needed to be done, he sat in his pajamas playing his guitar with a piece of cardboard and singing this song, entitled I am mad. What do you need?
What do you do you do you do you need? What do you need?
What do you need in the world right now?What do you neeeeeeeeed?!?
I think this may be my new theme song.