The Most Delicious Spam

Looking for a lost email, I found a number of good subject lines in my spam filter.  I see a pattern emerging:

Britney Spears' New Hair Extensions Are Lindsay Lohan's Pubes

Pope Benedict to Exorcise George Bush and Britney Spears on US Visit

Dalai Lama denies receiving fellatio from Britney Spears

Britney Spears shaken but unhurt after failed suicide bomber attack

Britney Spears Confession: 'I'm the Father of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby!'