I do not like her. She could hoist my shivering body from icy waters, broker a peace accord in the Middle East and grant me all credit, pilot a spaceship to Mars and plant a flag on which she had painstakingly needle-pointed my portrait . . . and still I would not like her.
Jay Ruttenberg
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Whoa! That's a harsh one.
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ReplyDeletedo not like her Sam I am.