The other day Ellen and Monkey Boy stopped by for a bit. Ada may not know how to turn the television on, but Monkey Boy does. (He's older and wiser, but I'm hoping she doesn't catch on to this trick too soon.) Monkey Boy sauntered up to the tv and flipped it on. The Tyra Banks show was on, featuring transvestites. Looking briefly at the curvey, ultra-femmed out trannie on the screen, Monkey Boy declared "Da Da."
Apparently there is something Ellen has been keeping from me.
Friday, September 29, 2006
A Monkey Boy Story
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I just spit coffee out my nose. Thank you Monkey Boy
ReplyDeleteI love the toddler sense of perception :)
ReplyDeletei love this story.
ReplyDeletepriceless...oh and B can help Ada turn in the TV anytime.
ReplyDeletehilarious!
ReplyDeleteHee!
ReplyDeleteI just snorted a little.
That's awesome. You've lost a whole level of control when they're quick enough to turn the TV on when you're not looking.
ReplyDeleteClearly, that tranny was not as femmed-out as s/he thought...
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