Worst post-partum wardrobe malfunction: misbuttoning my sweater - badly, like, four buttons off-kilter - and not noticing until *after* my in-front-of-75-snickering-students lecture.
Worst pre-partum malfunction: tucking skirt into back-end of tights (yep, ass-back-end) after washroom visit. Finally noticing when I catch my bunched-up-ass reflection in shop window, *half-hour* later.
My husband would probably do the same thing to me. One day shortly after Aly was born I went to work with two different sandals on. They were both black and had about the same size heel but they were completely different. I didn't notice until I got to work. S did notice and decided not to tell me. I could have killed him. Not nice at all.
He is TOTALLY FIRED! That's his JOB, after all, to tell you those things.
This morning in our house, the conversation was something like "Can you see my underwear thru my pants? It's striped." I'm still not positive he was telling the truth that it was OK.
oh, i did that with my bra a few times when i was pregnant. how does that work.
ReplyDeleteBeen there, done that.
ReplyDeleteWorst post-partum wardrobe malfunction: misbuttoning my sweater - badly, like, four buttons off-kilter - and not noticing until *after* my in-front-of-75-snickering-students lecture.
Worst pre-partum malfunction: tucking skirt into back-end of tights (yep, ass-back-end) after washroom visit. Finally noticing when I catch my bunched-up-ass reflection in shop window, *half-hour* later.
teehehehee. I love when I have my MEDIUM sticker still on my shirt.
ReplyDeleteNow it's large however and that's way more embarrassing.
My husband would probably do the same thing to me. One day shortly after Aly was born I went to work with two different sandals on. They were both black and had about the same size heel but they were completely different. I didn't notice until I got to work. S did notice and decided not to tell me. I could have killed him. Not nice at all.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, woke up this morning with my pj pants inside out. Trust me, it had nothing to do with unbridled passion.
ReplyDeletepunk.
ReplyDeleteDoh!
ReplyDeleteAt least you floss.
He is TOTALLY FIRED! That's his JOB, after all, to tell you those things.
ReplyDeleteThis morning in our house, the conversation was something like "Can you see my underwear thru my pants? It's striped." I'm still not positive he was telling the truth that it was OK.