Stink Bug, Stink Bug, What Do You Smell?

Stink Bug, Stink Bug,
What do you smell?
I smell a wet dog,
shaking near me.

Wet Dog, Wet Dog,
What do you smell?
I smell a dead rat,
lying near me.

Dead Rat, Dead Rat,
What do you smell?
I smell a musk ox,
shedding near me.

Musk Ox, Musk Ox,
What do you smell?
I smell a striped skunk
spraying near me.

Striped Skunk,
Striped Skunk,
What do you smell?
I smell a rotting fish,
decomposing near me.

Rotting Fish, Rotting Fish,
What do you smell?
I smell an guinea pig
scrabbling near me.

What do you smell?
I smell a Tom Cat,
marking near me.

Tom Cat, Tom Cat,
What do you smell?
I smell a Ferret,
scratching near me.

Ferret, Ferret,
What do you smell?
I smell children...
Crushing a stink bug,
hugging a wet dog,
poking a dead rat,
teasing a musk ox,
scaring a striped skunk,
grabbing a rotting fish,
fondling a guinea pig,
ruffling a tom cat,
bathing a ferret.
That's what I smell.
So dang funny!
ReplyDeletecompletely funny!
ReplyDeletebrilliant.
ReplyDeletethanks to your blog updating, this one just appeared in my news reader. it's HILARIOUS! and i'm so glad to see that dutch found you too. one of my first thoughts was to send it to him! i'd love to see more!
ReplyDeletehow goes the weaning?